The older I get ...

10-Jun-24 16:47pm
Michelle 1523614
How each generation manners get worse an worse
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10-Jun-24 15:40pm
APB
One from Mr Dick Van Dyke...he is 96 and has just won an award for some daytime TV he is currently doing...."If I'd known I was going to live this long I'd have taken better care of myself when I was young..." Edited 10-Jun-24 15:41pm
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09-Jun-24 22:02pm
Karen H 596224
That I care less what others think
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09-Jun-24 19:19pm
Liane H
The older I get , I find after bending down to get something it's impossible to do silently .. and no NOT what you are thinking! It's because your diaphragm muscles become weaker and your stomach gets pushed up closer to it so oldies often make a grunt when they do such activities !
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- 09-Jun-24 19:33pm
  Tom S Qld
  sound like this? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jc_iZIBivWk
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- 09-Jun-24 19:48pm
  Liane H Tom S Qld
  More like this ..of the other youtube options this was the least offensiveand more to the point! https://youtu.be/2AMYUCffRzw?si=94206LiZgwHBGTWo
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- 09-Jun-24 20:02pm
  Tom S QldLiane H
  sounds like he needs more roughage in his diet.
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- 09-Jun-24 20:20pm
  Liane H Tom S Qld
  🤣😂
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08-Jun-24 23:53pm
APB
The smoker you drink, the player you get... (Joe Walsh) ...I must dig that album out... Edited 08-Jun-24 23:56pm
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07-Jun-24 09:12am
Sara 1519756
The older I get the better I was stronger enough
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06-Jun-24 09:16am
allin
the older i get, the more people i know in the obituary,,,, and some i'm glad of 😁
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05-Jun-24 20:53pm
Alice 1357640
The older I get the better I get at mathematics
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05-Jun-24 19:53pm
boy blunder
the older i get the earlier it gets late
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05-Jun-24 19:52pm
boy blunder
now I am getting older more things are clicking for me...my knees, my back, my neck
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05-Jun-24 19:43pm
boy blunder
the older i get the better I am at keeping secrets because i can't remember them
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- 05-Jun-24 21:09pm
  Tom S Qld
  Three men may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. You would be the third man.
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- 06-Jun-24 09:17am
  allin
  can't remember what,,,,
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- 10-Jun-24 16:48pm
  Michelle 1523614
  I hear you on that... my memory is getting tired
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05-Jun-24 07:33am
Robert F 1161011
More efficient with my time, which leaves me with more time to do nothing.😏
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- 05-Jun-24 09:46am
  Tom S Qld
  Knowing how to relax properly. That takes a lot of time, planning and practice ... it's not easy to achieve.Edited 05-Jun-24 09:46am
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05-Jun-24 03:35am
Cher
There are moments of victory and defeat. Keep living you. Best wishes to all.
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04-Jun-24 21:11pm
Janet H 854956
I think I must be getting taller as I get older because it takes me longer to straighten up if I drop anything! 😆🙄
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- 05-Jun-24 09:44am
  Tom S Qld
  Or the fact that gravitational pull is becoming stronger. I know ... let's blame climate change on that.
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- 05-Jun-24 09:45am
  Janet H 854956Tom S Qld
  That sounds like a plan!
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- 05-Jun-24 15:43pm
  Tom S QldJanet H 854956
  That would be quite a theory. If you could prove that climate change was caused by a changing of gravity and other fundamental forces that hold universe together, would that change the opinions of climate change protesters and extremists? How would the world react?
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04-Jun-24 15:54pm
Steffi 1419059
Best advice, we're here for a good time not a long time! Stop watching the "news"Edited 04-Jun-24 15:54pm
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04-Jun-24 15:52pm
Steffi 1419059
Check your pulse, I sometimes have to look in a mirror or pinch myself
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04-Jun-24 14:23pm
APB
Ageing doesn't appear to be graceful...or gradual...its like snow sliding off a roof..whoops there's another chunk!...it isn't like the movies at all...is it guys? ...the up side for me is a massive improvement in my long term memory..I can tell you the names of some of the kids at primary school and see their faces clearly..while so far not losing the plot about what is going on at present...and a feeling of calm and contentment about things... I have always been a bit laid back but this is ridiculous... Edited 04-Jun-24 14:33pm
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- 04-Jun-24 20:20pm
  mary c
  Do you have a link for where to get that feeling of calm and contentment please mr A ?!! :))
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- 04-Jun-24 20:29pm
  APBmary c
  Sorry Mary..I thought I'd need things to do when I retired...but I just don't!...perfectly happy not having to do anything most of the time...its a pleasant change from getting up early and going to work...I did that sort of thing for way too long...
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- 04-Jun-24 21:51pm
  mary cAPB
  indeedily..early work starts were beastly. I hope you have trained Lord Benson to let himself out for the early toilet mission..
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04-Jun-24 14:20pm
APB
I find the older I get....errrr...I can't remember what I was going to say now... Edited 04-Jun-24 14:24pm
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04-Jun-24 14:10pm
jason M 1009337
the older i get the colder the ocean seems...still surfing though
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04-Jun-24 12:41pm
BLACK LIVES MATTER
with age comes understanding
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04-Jun-24 11:17am
Darren S 116121
you dont need to do anything strenuous to pull a muscle or hurt yourself
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- 04-Jun-24 11:19am
  Tom S Qld
  Yep ... it just happens
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04-Jun-24 08:50am
Dada WA
No room on the cake for the candles!
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04-Jun-24 02:51am
Nicole 1318329
Everything gets better
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04-Jun-24 02:47am
Deanne 1520843
More health issues, everything is dry, balding and libido is not to be seen
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04-Jun-24 01:02am
Kay 1476805
You do not move as easy and fast as before. If you are retired, it is easier. You can probably do things leisurely. Just stay in good health and it should help you be able to do things better.
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04-Jun-24 00:06am
kathy 1520792
the older I get, the more I realize that it is best to have few but true friends!
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03-Jun-24 23:09pm
Holly Cat
...the younger everyone else seems lol. I recall several months ago, I was in a pet food store and started talking about my cat to the cashier. I thought he was a teenager. I mentioned my cat is 17 now and joked my cat is older than him. He informed me not quite as he is close to 30 years old lol.Edited 03-Jun-24 23:10pm
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- 04-Jun-24 20:23pm
  mary c
  haaa i so agree...that happened to me today. One of my husband's Carers mentioned her husband and i thought wot the. a child bride. She looked so young but she told me she was in her twenties.
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03-Jun-24 20:26pm
mary c
resistance is futile; my need for chocolate is increasing; the urge to do housework is diminishing; https://nz.pinterest.com/pin/224054150204696655/ to be continued...
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03-Jun-24 19:29pm
Chosen
What's old ???
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03-Jun-24 17:56pm
Pat C 618241
Somewhere along the line I find my wisdom has got a bit tired and patchy Tom. I really just like to play with all my fellow Rewardians these days!
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- 03-Jun-24 18:03pm
  Tom S Qld
  Yep ... me too ... sad isn't it?
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03-Jun-24 16:59pm
Joe B 288252
The older I get ……the less I want…………lol
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03-Jun-24 10:47am
Tom S Qld
I agree with Red ... on everything! https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/88735055136934744/
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- 03-Jun-24 20:12pm
  mary c
  love it Tom- very funny- he's great eh.
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	The older I get ...
	Tom S Qld	03-Jun-24 10:46 am
	The older I get ... the better I was. What have you noticed, particularly, the older you got? Give us some wisdom!